I need...WHAT?

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So today I got online for once and decided to go through all 3,593 deviations sitting in my message center. After I did all that I went to go visit my own profile page, because I hadn't seen it in a while (I actually kind of...forgot what it looked like).

So I glance for a second at my little tab at the top that says "Deviant for 5 years". I look over at something else, and then look back at that little tab, because I saw something wierd.

Right under "Deviant for 5 years", it says, "Needs Premium Membership".

Did I read that right?

Needs?

Needs?

NEEDS?

I'll tell you about my NEEDS, you corporate scumbags who now run this joint. I need you to re-write some rules and terms of service so that art theft stops running rampant and I don't have to put disclaimers on every single one of my deviations explaining WHY someone can't use my art without asking. I need you to use the money you get from subscriptions to better the site instead of giving it away to certain admins just for them to piss it away on a 40-day first-class round-the-world trip. I need you to hire some mods who don't look down on their userbase like vermin (chough, Chix0r, Guruubii, cough). And I need you to stop assuming what you THINK I need.

...

Yea, that felt good.
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o0Rosey0o's avatar
yeah I noticed that, too. I was like wtf? I NEED a membership? I didn't know I was any less of a member and that a subscription was required...

I don't go on here all that often, so it doesn't offend me too much, but that is a little ridiculously commercial of them.